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sigma-enigma: gallusrostromegalus: kokonutwata: jollysunflora: teaforyourginaa: undergravity: a...

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 17:41:13 -0700

gallusrostromegalus:

kokonutwata:

jollysunflora:

teaforyourginaa:

undergravity:

airoe:

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve them plain to their kids. No wonder kids hate vegetables. They’re taught that veggies are supposed to taste bad. but imagine: veggies with spices. Veggies in curry. veggies that are broiled, soaked, sautéed. aghhhh veggies are so good

Veggies of color (VOC)

People post good veggie recipes!!! Go!

i’m a vegan/vegetarian chef and yeah people generally don’t… season or… actually think about their vegetables at all? like if you treat your meal like “MEAT + unfortunate side dish i don’t want to eat + dessert” no fucking wonder you’re going to be unhappy with your results?? literally everyone should know how to cook vegetables WELL, because they can be fucking DELICIOUS?

it’s not surprising to me that most people don’t actually… KNOW how to cook vegetables, which is really, really sad. so imma help y’all out.

- grill your fucking vegetables? if you have a grill, or even a little dinky george foreman–grill those bitches. brush them with olive oil–or a mix of olive oil and balsalmic vinegar if you’re fancy, grill, salt, pepper, fresh herbs if you want, BAM. delicious. if you don’t, roasting is your next best option. you can also (if you have a gas stove and are ambitious) “grill” on the stove top. many a time i’ve stuck a sweet pepper on the stove and lit that bitch up!

- braise those bitches??? good for leafy greens and vegetables like turnips and radishes. finely chop some garlic, onion, or scallion (or all three if you’re bold) and sautee them in a little oil. once they’re almost cooked, add your veg. keep it moving, don’t let anything burn, and add a capful of white wine, or cooking wine. DELICIOUS.

- FRESH. HERBS. ARE. YOUR. FRIENDS? if you cannot get fresh (admittedly, i live on a farm, so i’m never short on things like dill, parsley, thyme, scallion, or cilantro) but they’re amazing on fresh veggies. sauteed in them in a pan? add some herbs. roasted them in the oven? add some herbs (and brown sugar if you want a savory sweet vibe)

- roast them in the oven if you don’t have time (or spoons) to stand up next to a hot ass stove for 5-20 minutes! vegetables that are good for roasting are typically ones that take a long time to cook, eggplants, potatoes, carrots, pumpkin, etc. of course, you can roast any veggie you like!

- MARINATE THOSE BITCHES??? literally you can make delicious marinades out of items most of you already have in your homes: honey/brown sugar, salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, etc.

- FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP ADDING EVERYTHING TO THE PAN AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME. time out your veggies when sauteeing them for anything. if you’re doing a bunch of different ones, add the veggies to the pan first that take the longest. Making stir fry? put those motherfucking carrots in first, because they take FOREVER. onions, carrots, potatoes? put those in first. corn, broccoli, sweet pepper, zucchini? closer to the end, my dude, because they cook FAST.

- ginger and scallion go excellently in stir fry btw. if when you make your stir fry it tastes like it’s “missing something”, that’s what you’re missing. add that shit.

- you do NOT FUCKING NEED CHICKEN/BEEF STOCK FOR YOUR GODDAMN SOUP IF IT DOESN’T HAVE MEAT IN IT! sautee your veggies first, and you can use either powdered or canned coconut milk as the body. it makes for deliciously creamy soup. don’t worry about the coconut taste–it’s pretty much gone by the time your soup/stew is done cooking. coconut milk (especially powdered, and soy milk works for this too, no vanilla flavoring obviously) makes an excellent base for sauces for veggies, even if you eat meat!

lastly, give it the ol’ ratatouille. smell your herbs and spices together. if they seem like they go well, odds are, they’ll taste bangin’ once you combine them. experiment. everything you make will not be good, but you’ll get more comfortable cooking. i’ve been a chef for like two years and i burned some bread today, so it’s okay. you’ll make mistakes. that’s how you learn. don’t be afraid to cut or burn yourself–the more afraid you are, the more likely it is to happen.

you’re welcome, signed your local angry vegetarian chef who wants people to eat more vegetables

This is all very good advice for if you want/need to get more vegetables in your diet but haven’t cared for them in the past. A couple extra pointers form my expirience:

-If you’re subbing coconut milk for a meat-based stock you’ll probably want to add more salt than the original recipe calls for. And some garlic

-Actually, everything needs more garlic.

-The Ratatouille Method Works. It works best when you’re feeling indescisive about what to make for dinner, so you go snack on whatever herbs/veg/sauce you have around and think about the flavors.

-Don’t be afraid to do this with fruit too! Even if you’re a meat person like me, fruit goes great with lots of things and can benefit from many of the above cooking methods. The main difference is that fruit tends to cook REALLY SUPER FAST so add it in at the last minute, or even last second.

-Looking Up Traditional Recipies. Not eating enough plants is a very recent problem, and nearly every culture on earth has got some great veg recipies. Look up basic things like “French Carrots and Leeks Recipes” or find multicultural food blogs or heck, Actually Call Your Grandma* and ask what she did for vegetables.

*Caveat: If your grandma is like mine and all her recipies are from Her Grandmother from Industrial Liverpool and she lived through the Great Depression you might get a very detailed example of What Not To Do, which will at least be informative if also slightly terrifying.

Also even if you just microwave/boil your veggies they can still taste good? Like brocolli and a little parmesan cheese and garlic powder??? Hell, carrots and peas with some season salt???

like literally just fucking add some salt and oil to any veggie and it’s a million times better why are suburbanites so scared of seasoning???

Feel like I should add this warning on the topic of broccoli. The broccoli heads absorb an insane amount of sauce and if you bite into them they will burn your mouth as all the warm sauce will squeeze out onto your tongue. So let those suckers cool for a minute and don’t eat it straight out of the pan. Your tongue will thank you.

laymansterms12: Covered in literal bitches

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 22:33:05 -0700

laymansterms12:

Covered in literal bitches

phil-the-stone: i know people always insist that if an actor changes their hairstyle or appearance...

Mon, 07 May 2018 19:47:51 -0700

phil-the-stone:

i know people always insist that if an actor changes their hairstyle or appearance or whatever halfway through filming a show then the show should give a legitimate in universe explanation for it but honestly thats nonsense like the funniest thing parks and rec has ever done was that bit in s6 where andy “goes to london” for 6 months and magically comes back with a six pack and blond highlights and the only explanation he gives is “I stopped drinking beer”

Antisemitism on the Left

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 15:54:44 -0800

definitelywicked:

Gentiles (AKA non-Jewish people) who talk about social justice seem to be confused or completely oblivious to what antisemitism is.
It’s not just calling for Jewish people to die or being a literal neo-nazi.

I regularly see Leftist/Liberal/Progressive/Social Justice gentiles that claim to be against antisemitism/nazis act incredibly antisemitic, so here’s a helpful list!
And if you’re wondering WHY something on this list is antisemitic, Google is free!
Saying you hate X group of Jews (white Jews, Israeli Jews, etc)
Accusing a random Jew (ex: Gal Gadot) of killing children/being a war criminal with absolutely nothing to back up your claims.
Calling Jewish people murderers, child-killers, etc. in general
Calling Israel a white supremacist state.
Celebrating the deaths of Jewish people (yes EVEN if they’re Israeli!)
Holding all Jewish people (EVEN Israeli Jews) accountable for the actions of the Israeli government
Asking Jewish people their stance on Israel out of any context.
Dismissing any group of Jews as “white” (note: this does not include holding white-passing Jews accountable for their conditional white privilege/racism)
Ignoring the fact that Jewish people can be of any ethnicity
Dismissing the fact that Jewish people are an ethno-religious group
Dismissing our connection to Israel
Calling a Jewish person you don’t know a reptile/lizard person/goblin (example: The FineBros)
Comparing acts of racism/genocides to the Holocaust (there are certain situations in which this is appropriate, but that’s up to Jewish people to decide)
Acting like antisemitism isn’t only about discrimination against Jews and includes ALL semites.
Acting like Jewish people are privileged for being Jewish (even if they’re white-passing!)
Using anything involving Israelis/non-government related Israel events to Discourse about Israel.
Bringing up the actions of the Israeli government in response to antisemitism.
Acting as if antisemitism is deserved because of the actions of the Israeli government.
Giving antisemitic gentiles a pass because they do other kinds of activism.
“But Jews voted for Trump!”
Inserting yourself into Jewish-only discussions.
Non-Jews are absolutely encouraged to reblog! But this is not an invitation to argue these points!
Jewish people are encouraged to add on!

demijack: just one more reason why the incredibles (2004) is...

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 13:37:48 -0800

demijack:

just one more reason why the incredibles (2004) is the best superhero movie out there

Hello I'm 17 and am being kicked out of my home as soon as I'm 18 I've been trying to prepare my self for this and have estimated 7,350 dollars in my bank account I have no credit and my parents have repeatedly told me we are cutting you off and disowning me how fucked am I? Please any advice would be extremely helpful and very very appreciated

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 14:43:21 -0800

First of all- take a second to breathe. You are in a terrible situation, but you are strong and resilient and you have $7,000 in savings. You WILL get through this! Also you have more money than both my boyfriend and I put together currently, and we rent an apartment with 2 cats. You can do it!

I have a few questions for you-

1. Do you have a job?

2. Do you want to attend a university?

3. Are you opposed to living with roommates?

4. Do you have transportation?

my gf and I went scrolling thru your art tag and just simultaneously kept whispering "nice" at each pic for like 5 minutes. bless you and your art

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:39:22 -0700

lolol that’s really awesome, thank you c:

katekaneisgay: smarmyanarchist: stephaniie-brown: katekaneisgay: katekaneisgay: stephaniie-brown...

Fri, 26 May 2017 02:06:32 -0700

katekaneisgay:

smarmyanarchist:

stephaniie-brown:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

stephaniie-brown:

stephaniie-brown:

stephaniie-brown:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

katekaneisgay:

the memes in the dc universe are probably unreal tbh

*crappily photoshops a badly drawn batman mask onto random people* Guys I’ve figured out who Batman is

*someone comments on anyone being late to anything, ever* Well maybe they’re a superhero, Karen, ever think of that?

The Florida guy thing but only with Central City. Central City guy.

*someone says a bad word* “Uh Superman can hear you right now maybe you should shut up?”

“I can’t believe Superman and Batman ended homophobia.”

reaction images but pictures of flash while he’s running

reaction images of black canary screaming

there is a feud between people in gotham… who has more kids, Batman or Bruce Wayne

there’s like one picture of actual batman that the internet has gotten a hold of and people use it for everything

defeating the joker is gay culture

That’s it. You’ve won. There are no other meme’s that matter you’ve perfected my post everyone else can go home bless u

I love all of this. <3. There should definitely be a “Who Wore It Best” comparing other peoples Halloween costumes to pictures of other heroes and villains. Including original designs that make the heroes and villains pause and rethink costume design.

Better yet, people on forums comparing all the various robins to each other, and same with batgirls and green lanterns on who had the best costume. The fractions on some days can be worse than shipping wars. Trolls love going to message boards to mess with the fans dedicated to their respected outfits. This war has destroyed fashion labels with internal fighting as they too argue which hero had best costume.

There’s only one thing that everyone on the forums can all agree on. That the fashion industries designers will forever cry bitter tears as their latest superhero inspired designed line will forever be overshadowed by the villains that inevitably will crash the debut of the superhero lines fashion show and that’s all anyone will take about.

Bonus points to the one designer who managed to fight off ALL of The Rogues for the entirety of the show earning both The Rogues respect and a place in the flash museum forever. The man is a living legend and beacon of hope to all other fashion designers. May or may not have earned a blue lantern ring for that incident.

Also throwback fashion Thursdays so people nevar forget fashion faux pas of days long past. Like 80″s black canary

which is basically the comic equivalent of this lovely number by Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake

And to this day citizens of the DC universe still argue which is the worst outfit.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: themetaisawesome: whiskey-and-ink: ...

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 18:17:28 -0700

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

whiskey-and-ink:

upallnightogetloki:

moonlitwitch:

ladyshinga:

I made the second part and idc I’m still laughing at my own joke

it’s my favorite joke

I LITERALLY SAID “Elizabeth Bathory tried that already and it clearly didn’t work” ONLY FOR ME TO SCROLL DOWN AND UNEXPECTEDLY SEE THE ATTACHED BATHORY PICTURE, I’M SCREAMING!

Love

I FUCKING DIED LAUGHING AT THIS POST

Okay but she tried this with HUMAN blood

What if MICE HAVE THE SECRET OF IMMORTALITY

I actually talked about this with my classmates in college; were all geology majors so nothing, but scientists in the room and, hey we were all on a long 5 hour drive in the geology department vans for a 3 day trip to our study site and we loved to talk science news because we are science nerds. What a shock.

I told them I hated this study because it would prove Elizabeth Bathory correct since she bathed in the blood of young virgins to keep her youth.

This led to them assuring me that my science is flawed. Bathory bathed in the blood of young virgins, she didn’t inject the blood into herself. So she is still just a crazy serial killer.

Then the conversation moved to you know if you want the definite answer we should conduct another test were the mice would bath in the blood of young mice and see if that keeps them young as well.

Then we laughed it off because it starts to sound kind of unethical and we would never do that. So we’ll never know if Elizabeth was right or not.

The topic then moved on to other subjects like what was our opinions on wedding planning and budget because one of the guys in the van was getting married and he wanted to get the opinions on the lady side of things since we’re all here. <3

actuallyalivingsaint: stanislawstilinski: the-irish-mayhem: swevani: im not a christian but at...

Thu, 30 Mar 2017 03:43:34 -0700

actuallyalivingsaint:

stanislawstilinski:

the-irish-mayhem:

swevani:

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

a middle eastern jewish man

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

He was also a refugee. So we got a refugee that is middle eastern Jewish man from Palestine that gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip. Who as quoted from Matthew 19:24 “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.“

If were lucky maybe Jesus will curse Trump like that fig tree where it withered and died for not bearing fruit. <3

shieni: The story about Klaizap.

Thu, 16 Feb 2017 21:36:56 -0800

shieni:

The story about Klaizap.

Homecoming

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 01:45:51 -0800

jammerlee:

killerqneen:

deanplease:

nomercles:

deanplease:

bewaretheides315:

thatmysticbafflingwonder:

wintry-mix:

citationneeded:

High schools in the south of the United States, especially in Texas, often have a tradition of the girls wearing “mums” and boys wearing “garters” to the Homecoming football game. Mums usually consist of artificial Chrysanthemum flowers (originally real Chrysanthemums were used) surrounded by decorated floor-length ribbon and little trinkets. The tradition is that the boys create a personalized mum in their school colors, white and silver for seniors, for their date. Girls make garters for their date which are similar to mums but shorter and worn on the guy’s arm rather than around their neck like mums. The size of the mums and garters tend to grow along with the grade the person that is receiving the mum is in. Around the 1980s, mums were usually about a maximum of three Chrysanthemum flowers and a few ribbons and only worn by the Homecoming Court/Homecoming Prince and/or Princess but as the years have gone by, the size and expectations of mums have increased and have gotten more elaborate and are worn by almost all of the students. Depending on the school, mums can get quite competitive, expensive, and drastically bigger than they previously were intended to be. New items are also placed on mums than there previously were like LED lights, bubble containers, cow bells, feather boas, stuffed animals of all sizes, and even more. They now sometimes act like scrapbooks made of ribbon and even contain passages and photos of the mum/garter-receiver and their date. The detail, size, and price usually varies depending on the school, town, and couple. The tradition is to make the mum and garter after the couple is asked to Homecoming and exchange the night of the Homecoming game and wear it throughout tailgating and the game. Couples often take group pictures with their mums and garters the night of or before the night of the Homecoming Game to showcase them.

Link

I’m sorry, what? This is seriously just mainly a Texan thing? You’re telling me these

don’t

look

familiar

to all

yall

????

Yeah, wintry. I’ve literally never seen these before. They are… intense? Lol

OMG, are you telling me the rest of the US isn’t doing this???

we’re telling you that this is NOT happening in the rest of the US. And some of us are kinda side-eyeing you, in a light-hearted loving way, for hanging a craft store’s worth of ribbon off y’alls necks.

You know, I’ve read about the mums and garters practice, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it. What the hell are all y'all doing?

And those aren’t even the big ones.

They get big.

like, BIG. Big enough to hide their entire bodies.

And some of the bodies of anyone standing next to them.

Also, notice the stuffed horse and mums on that guy’s arm. That’s a Texas homecoming garter. But the boys tend to keep them fairly small.

But some guys and girls just say to hell with keeping it tasteful.

Because it’s fun and they’re kids and why the hell not

because

it’s fucking

TEXAS

I had no idea this didn’t happen anywhere else I always hated these things

Y’know, looking through this thread I kept thinking to myself “Goddamit Texas do you have to be over-the-top huge with EVERYTHING?” and being surprised that none of them were in the state’s shape. And then I scrolled to the bottom and cracked up

Texas ya’ll crazy as hell XD

As someone who is from Oregon I had zero idea that these things existed. Sometimes when I hear things about Texas i’m like no that can’t be real and well here we are with photographic evidence. The closet my school got to this was corsages for prom.

Also it took me months to find this post again because I couldn’t remember what these things were called and thought they were for prom. So I kept trying to find the “Texas prom thing” from one of the two main blogs I followed, but could never find because I was searching the wrong dance. I only found this because of a Voltron fanfiction making fun of this phenomenon because of the joke that Keith is half Texan because his dad’s voice actor has a Texan accent. Also I can’t tell if it’s a joke or if the dad was actually voiced acted by Billy Ray Cyrus IMDb has failed me. The only thing I can confirm is that they both Keith and Billly Ray Cyrus have mullets.

So of course as all things Texan have to be large. I wasted a large amount of time and energy to find this post, only to find it literally two seconds after I gave up and decided to read fanfiction instead. WTF

artofkelseywooley: artofkelseywooley: I swear at one point this...

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 01:15:40 -0800

artofkelseywooley:

artofkelseywooley:

I swear at one point this comic was supposed to be serious.

EDIT:

Made a bonus/sequel panel

EDIT:

BONUS SEASON TWO SEQUEL

Ah. I love voltron and shipping. Its nice seeing a comic that combines both, A+ comedy.

What's your superpower? No rerolls!

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 14:38:45 -0800

whencartoonsruletheworld:

musique-de-la-nuit:

nelehgrimm:

drakostelethia:

picklerocket:

mortalengine95:

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

Poison breath!! Yes!!

I GOT FUCKING “UNIQUENESS”

SPIKE PROJECTION! I CAN FUCKING *IMPALE* STUFF!! (And by stuff certainly don’t mean people *cough*)

Holy Voice - The power to project, cleanse, heal, shatter, destabilize, disintegrate, unstabalize other things in the surrounding using only one’s voice. A variation of Healing, a technique power of Voice Manipulation combined with any holy powers.

WELL HOW ABOUT THAT

Multi-Weapon Wielding. Fuck yeah.

I got Metapathy- The ability to read, sense, communicate with, and control an infinite number of minds across all universes, planes and dimensions. Absolute level of Telepathy. Variation of Unimind.

I can literally rule the universe as a semi-benevolent overlord. <3

malfxoys: so i saw this quote in some angsty gif set earlier “this is great just the three of...

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 01:11:47 -0700

malfxoys:

so i saw this quote in some angsty gif set earlier

“this is great

just the three of us.

You, me…

and this brick wall that you built between us.”

and when i read it i thought that was the deepest shit ever. i related to this quote so much. how many times did i feel like this when a relationship ended? how many times have i seen a wall built between two people who were once close? experienced the wrenching pain of separation after times of being so close? I was completely moved by it. it was something straight out of charles dickens. i’m completely floored. then i realized. its spongebob. its from a fucking spongebob episode. when he ate the pie bomb and was supposed to explode at sunset.and squidward built an actual fucking brick wall to protect himself from the explosion. i hate this website. i am. deleting. we all deserve to. burn

Every time I see this I can’t stop laughing. When I told my brother about this post he laughed so hard he almost hit the sidewalk when trying to make a turn in the car. He was driving at the time I was telling him about this.

Lesson learned don’t tell jokes when people are driving. <3

Damn. This is why I prefer nice ramsey vs mean ramsey that sells...

Fri, 05 Aug 2016 01:13:30 -0700

Damn. This is why I prefer nice ramsey vs mean ramsey that sells in the US. I feel so inspired to do better and believe in myself after watching this video. He is such a good soul.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dr-archeville: thefingerfuckingfema...

Sun, 31 Jul 2016 13:56:00 -0700

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

meandthedevilblues:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Wtf did I just read

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH

Christmas is near…

The Gingerbread People makes it Christmas-y, but the horrifying nature of their reality makes it spoopy and Hallowen-y!

Horrifying reflections on mortality for all year round

I need to convince my friends to make gingerbread houses and men this year so I can reenact this in front of them to their growing horror. <3

caligularib: Robert Liston had a mortality rate of 300% in his...

Sun, 31 Jul 2016 13:51:17 -0700

caligularib:

Robert Liston had a mortality rate of 300% in his most famous surgery in which he quickly amputated the leg of the intended patient who subsequently died from gangrene. The fingers of his young assistant were also accidentally amputated and as a result he too died from gangrene. In his surgical exuberance he also slashed through the coat tails of a distinguished spectator who was so terrified he dropped dead from fright.

In Robert Liston’s second most famous case he amputated the leg of his patient in 2 ½ minutes, but in his enthusiasm removed the patient’s testicles as well.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/10/time-me-gentlemen-the-fastest-surgeon-of-the-19th-century/264065/

If you ever feel bad about yourself or think that you majorly screwed up, just remember that at least you didn’t accidentally kill 3 people today in a room full of people watching you trying to save the guy you were operating on. <3

Coming into a fandom late

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 23:29:58 -0700

genjixmercy:

eriplier:

illogicalvoid:

inverted-mind-inc:

sageblackrose95:

jupiter235:

not-so-secret-nerd:

nerdsagainstfandomracism:

my-reylo:

street-of-mercy:

dj-killer:

221books:

valerieparker:

baxtersaurus:

mishstiel:

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.

Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

This gets better every time I see it.

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in one of the really big fandoms

I’m rebloggin this for accuracy and because that first gif from the mummy series. <3